Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Illinois Governor arrested...
Governor Blagojevich of Illinois was arrested on Tuesday. He was selling Barack Obama's Senate seat to the highest bidder so he could buy new hair.
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
Big 3 bail out...
Congress is thinking of giving the Big 3 American automakers a huge bail out package. One provision is that Congress will establish a "Car Czar" to oversee the Big 3. The Czar's first point of business is to put the Reliant K back into production. Watch out Japan.
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Congress
President Bush to Pardon Santa...
Messiah on the Rise
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Old woman assaulted by gay men at rally
I am sure you have seen or heard about the elderly woman assaulted by some gay men at a Prop 8 rally in California. Here are some details of why it happened-
> Her shoes did not match her blouse.
> She was wearing Sarah Palin glasses.
> They thought she was carrying a cross, but actually it was just a big plus sign.
> She was looking for a date and thought it was Ladies Night.
> She asked where she could get the belly shirt that said "Better Gay Than Grumpy".
> Her shoes did not match her blouse.
> She was wearing Sarah Palin glasses.
> They thought she was carrying a cross, but actually it was just a big plus sign.
> She was looking for a date and thought it was Ladies Night.
> She asked where she could get the belly shirt that said "Better Gay Than Grumpy".
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Gay Marriage
Saturday, November 8, 2008
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