tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37917697976663032832012-02-16T02:16:18.900-08:00I voted for Cash, and all I got was Change.-------------------------------------------------http://www.blogger.com/profile/00913105084339705892noreply@blogger.comBlogger111100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3791769797666303283.post-60061099514501634642008-12-10T07:49:00.000-08:002008-12-10T08:02:54.429-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Gjd3XA05DD4/ST_lr8HJb1I/AAAAAAAAAAs/p0kXkjynLIo/s1600-h/Illini+gov.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 118px; height: 89px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Gjd3XA05DD4/ST_lr8HJb1I/AAAAAAAAAAs/p0kXkjynLIo/s320/Illini+gov.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5278189831334752082" /></a><br />Governor Blagojevich of Illinois was arrested on Tuesday. He was selling Barack Obama's Senate seat to the highest bidder so he could buy new hair.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3791769797666303283-6006109951450163464?l=feckum.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>-------------------------------------------------http://www.blogger.com/profile/00913105084339705892noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3791769797666303283.post-28241528277770789132008-12-09T17:09:00.000-08:002008-12-09T17:22:21.682-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Gjd3XA05DD4/ST8W_37TJKI/AAAAAAAAAAk/Sp6OEj9k3XI/s1600-h/K-Car_front.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 155px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Gjd3XA05DD4/ST8W_37TJKI/AAAAAAAAAAk/Sp6OEj9k3XI/s320/K-Car_front.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5277962574901748898" /></a><br />Congress is thinking of giving the Big 3 American automakers a huge bail out package. One provision is that Congress will establish a "Car Czar" to oversee the Big 3. The Czar's first point of business is to put the Reliant K back into production. Watch out Japan.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3791769797666303283-2824152827777078913?l=feckum.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>-------------------------------------------------http://www.blogger.com/profile/00913105084339705892noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3791769797666303283.post-33458565157736004302008-12-09T16:53:00.000-08:002008-12-10T13:40:07.234-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Gjd3XA05DD4/ST8ULbwMIuI/AAAAAAAAAAc/ULK282WXs7M/s1600-h/barbara+bush.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 246px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Gjd3XA05DD4/ST8ULbwMIuI/AAAAAAAAAAc/ULK282WXs7M/s320/barbara+bush.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5277959474962506466" /></a><br />President Bush announced today that he will pardon Santa Claus for kissing his mother, Barbara, 56 years ago. On a side note, Jeb Bush turns 56 this year.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3791769797666303283-3345856515773600430?l=feckum.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>-------------------------------------------------http://www.blogger.com/profile/00913105084339705892noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3791769797666303283.post-24479847221519028292008-12-09T16:45:00.000-08:002008-12-09T17:01:32.873-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Gjd3XA05DD4/ST8SowQ_6jI/AAAAAAAAAAU/igrZwY22vpo/s1600-h/john+kerry.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 234px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Gjd3XA05DD4/ST8SowQ_6jI/AAAAAAAAAAU/igrZwY22vpo/s320/john+kerry.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5277957779661777458" /></a><br />John Kerry was snubbed for a Cabinet post, but Obama did appoint him as White House toilet cleaner.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3791769797666303283-2447984722151902829?l=feckum.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>-------------------------------------------------http://www.blogger.com/profile/00913105084339705892noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3791769797666303283.post-83131012701361571782008-12-09T08:44:00.000-08:002008-12-10T20:36:51.654-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Gjd3XA05DD4/ST6g1K66uMI/AAAAAAAAAAM/PVuGJwyXCn8/s1600-h/sam-flores-x-obamabig.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 304px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Gjd3XA05DD4/ST6g1K66uMI/AAAAAAAAAAM/PVuGJwyXCn8/s320/sam-flores-x-obamabig.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5277832648649783490" /></a>poster by sam flores<br /><br />No birds were hurt in the making of this poster. Obama did eventually kick the ass of the guy dressed in the striped cat suit and screamed "Get off my side".<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3791769797666303283-8313101270136157178?l=feckum.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>-------------------------------------------------http://www.blogger.com/profile/00913105084339705892noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3791769797666303283.post-16223186273429326052008-11-13T19:49:00.000-08:002008-11-14T07:03:14.785-08:00I am sure you have seen or heard about the elderly woman assaulted by some gay men at a Prop 8 rally in California. Here are some details of why it happened-<br /><br />> Her shoes did not match her blouse.<br />> She was wearing Sarah Palin glasses.<br />> They thought she was carrying a cross, but actually it was just a big plus sign. <br />> She was looking for a date and thought it was Ladies Night.<br />> She asked where she could get the belly shirt that said "Better Gay Than Grumpy".<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3791769797666303283-1622318627342932605?l=feckum.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>-------------------------------------------------http://www.blogger.com/profile/00913105084339705892noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3791769797666303283.post-79634933114116145392008-11-08T16:41:00.000-08:002008-11-14T06:23:42.320-08:00<embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/videoplayer2/flvplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="always" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="355" flashvars="file=http://www.theonion.com/content/xml/89632/video&autostart=false&image=http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/NOTHING_TO_TALK_ABOUT_article.jpg&bufferlength=3&embedded=true&title=Obama%20Win%20Causes%20Obsessive%20Supporters%20To%20Realize%20How%20Empty%20Their%20Lives%20Are"></embed><br/><a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/obama_win_causes_obsessive?utm_source=embedded_video">Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3791769797666303283-7963493311411614539?l=feckum.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>-------------------------------------------------http://www.blogger.com/profile/00913105084339705892noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3791769797666303283.post-23533645831686105082008-11-07T12:07:00.000-08:002008-11-07T12:21:32.984-08:00"I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman." - Arnold Schwarzenegger.<br /><br />"President Bush says he's troubled by all the gay weddings that have been going on in San Francisco. Bush also says he's troubled by Bert and Ernie's relationship on 'Sesame Street.'" —Conan O'Brien <br /><br />"President Bush is out of control. Now he says he doesn't even want gays to plan weddings." —Craig Kilborn<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3791769797666303283-2353364583168610508?l=feckum.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>-------------------------------------------------http://www.blogger.com/profile/00913105084339705892noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3791769797666303283.post-20050208314180074162008-11-07T11:37:00.000-08:002008-11-13T19:49:32.293-08:00<object width="448" height="356"><param name="movie" value="http://videogum.com/v/Wu5xz8j16HxtC"></param><param name="wmode" value="opaque"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://videogum.com/v/Wu5xz8j16HxtC" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="448" height="356"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3791769797666303283-2005020831418007416?l=feckum.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>-------------------------------------------------http://www.blogger.com/profile/00913105084339705892noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3791769797666303283.post-84843731663121829132008-11-07T10:36:00.000-08:002008-11-07T11:10:49.517-08:00I have been doing some research on the internet to see if it is true that Obama might be the Anti-Christ. Here are 5 disturbing facts that I have found that back this theory -<br /><ol><li>The Mayan Calender ends on Dec. 21, 2012. This will also be the end of Obama's first term, and possibly the end of the WORLD...</li><li>The Illinois Evening Pick 3 Lotto numbers were 6-6-6 the day after Obama was elected as President...</li><li>Barack (barak) means lightning in Hebrew. Anyone else see the connection???</li><li>Obama is married to a Succubus...</li><li>The word Chicago means "skunk" to the native people of the area, and Obama's initials are BO...</li></ol><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3791769797666303283-8484373166312182913?l=feckum.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>-------------------------------------------------http://www.blogger.com/profile/00913105084339705892noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3791769797666303283.post-23124947102207089672008-11-06T09:23:00.000-08:002008-11-24T18:16:41.676-08:00Well it is official, Obama will be the next President of the United States. A few thoughts -<br /><br /><br />Hope Won - Is Obama's real name Hope or is he equating himself to a Christian virtue? I guess this proves that he is not a Muslim... <br /><br />Oprah was wearing a "Hope Won" t-shirt on her show. I have a feeling she is somehow involved with the t's. Maybe she will recoup some of the money she funneled to the Obama campaign. If you dig a little deeper, you may find that the t's are being made at her all girls school in Africa. Reading, writing, and sewing; now that's a great curriculum... <br /><br />So, now what? Social Justice! Does this mean we don't have to hear about how racist America is anymore? Not if you listen to all the Liberal Crackers...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3791769797666303283-2312494710220708967?l=feckum.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>-------------------------------------------------http://www.blogger.com/profile/00913105084339705892noreply@blogger.com0